Monday, June 22, 2009

Going Out On The River For Fathers Day

Taking a pontoon boat on the river for Fathers Day .................PRICELESS!
Cruising the river on a beautiful day with the wife and kids,  ALSO PRICELESS!
Being boarded by the O.P.P. ......................UNLUCKY!
Finding out there are no adult life preservers on the boat........OUCH!
Having the OPP confiscate all of Dad's Beer......LIKE A ROOT CANAL, NO NOVOCAINE!
Being fined by the OPP.......$300 or so........ANOTHER ROOT CANAL AND A KICK IN THE BALLS
Escorted by the OPP back to American Waters.....HAVING SOME FUN NOW!

Having the US Coast Guard escort you back to the Dock......THE CRUISE OF SHAME!
Further questioning by the USCG...........SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN BED
Carrying  your own cooler with water and juice [NO BEER] back to the truck......SPEECHLESS!
Can things get any worse?
YUP!  Having this asshole with a camera [me] catch the whole thing and then post it on his blog


From fathers day priceless

From fathers day priceless

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ya think they would of just gone to camp!!