Saturday, August 1, 2009

Two Rolls Of Quarters

So this guy has come home to visit. He needs quarters for the meters and other vending machines.  He goes into a local bank and hands the teller a 20 and asks for 2 rolls of quarters.  The teller says: "sir, do you have an account with us"?  The guy replies No!  The teller goes on to say, sorry, but you have to have an account with us if you want quarters!  The guy leaves the bank with no quarters and goes into a local establishment and asks for 2 rolls of quarters.  The bartender says sure but it will cost you $22.

ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME!

1 comment:

Mr. Condescending said...

Don't pay the meter and don't pay the ticket!