In my youth I never read obits. They did not interest me in the least. Obits. interest me more now, since I have gotten older and none the wiser [beat ya to the punch on that one all you JC haters out there] The hand scribbled word on the top sums up this obit....... WEIRD! It is a long chronicle of this mans life, but it is so friggin weird that it deserves your attention.
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| From Obituary |
My obit will be short and sweet and read something like this.......
JC, a friend to a few and an asshole to the rest of you!
Why such a short obit.......?
Just as I like to keep my blog entries brief while using small words, that way most of you will get my point!
One final thought on this whole morbid ritual.......
I would hope to get many visitors at my grave. Friends and Foes are always welcome. Bring a bottle in a brown bag and pour it generously over the ground that covers my plot. But I expect you not to waste that booze on me for I am dead. Please filter it through your kidneys first.
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