For months and months I have been an apprentice to Qui - John Quinn, a Master Jedi Asshole. He is a tough but fair master and has taught me to use the FORCE to become as big a Jedi Asshole as he. The Ways of the FORCE are no mystery to me any longer. Today, Ex Supreme Chancellor Palpatine of the Alexbay Republic took notice of Qui - John Quinn and told him he was an asshole [Master Jedi Asshole, that is]. In case your rusty on your Star Wars facts, Palpatine, a politician with broad shoulders is also known as Darth Thickskinious a Dark Lord of the Sith , Darth Thickskinious bestowed upon me the title of a Bigger Jedi Asshole than Qui - John Quinn. That makes me a Grand Master Jedi Asshole.......... The Master has now become the apprentice
Obi - Jim Cenobi
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